kapanet:

When you’re feeling down guys, just remember:

There’s rated M Madagascar fanfiction.

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erinmar13:

wallacewellsbian:

lionversusbear:

ksteeno:

monkofblood:

dean-a-ling-a-ling:

veraciouslymendacious:

emilianadarling:

Oh. My. God.

How long did this take someone to make????

#do they even have crime in canada

Oh.

Yes.

This is good.

They have crimes but they just say Americans were involved and hand it off

captain canuck is actually a thing

There used to be crime in Canada.  Before Cap fixed it.

Someone needs to fix this, because we all know captain canuck would be played by nathan fillion.

doortotomorrow:

pi4nobl4ck:

Pie Jesu Domine,

Dona eis requiem

~~THUMP~~

I love this movie, this movie is a legend!

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meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

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uberniftacular:

gqgqqt:

theleaveswant:

ladyhistory:

sedfierisentio:

skaberry:

silentlyvociferous:

special-k-art:

becausehiddles:

notsocleverafterall:

singingforstarlight:

deargodilostmysharpie:

deathbyboner:

justremovethearrow:

potterdances:

thecolfer:

jesseeisenderp:

bandgeekjesus:

Faerie’s Aire and Death Waltz

“Music and Words by John Stump

Arranged by Accident”

this is what hell must be like

“add bicycle”

“Moon-walk”

“continue ‘swimming’ motion”

I still want to know what the hell this sounds like. 

“rests are imaginary”

RESTS. ARE. IMAGINARY.

GONG DUET

AMAZING

Lol this looks like the composer said “Let’s fuck with as many people as I possibly can.” And then just took black marker to blank sheet music and drew pretty pictures and lines and circles.

crying

‘balance your chair on two legs’ ‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’ ‘release the penguins’  ’play ball!’ ‘have a nice day’

I AM CRYING

“ARRANGED BY ACCIDENT” 

I AM SOBBING

ok a) I love this, and b) remove cattle from stage

add bicycle

begin to fall

like a dirigible like a dirigible like a dirigible

RELEASE THE PENGUINS

SLAP THIGH

BALANCE YOUR CHAIR ON TWO LEGS

REMOVE CATTLE FROM STAGE

DYING

So THAT’S where “like a dirigible” comes from!

DRIVE IT

…did I just see the word Rigatoni in there?

so-adorabloodthirsty:

qichi:

http://www.supercook.com/

posting as a link because it’s literally the best website ever. you just tell it what ingredients you possess and it flings recipes at you!

well there goes my dinner plans

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staticcatfish:

its-fangirling-time:

sdkay:

masquerade

all the masquerades are so perfect

why is Black Widow missing

and Nick Fury

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pleatedjeans:

anatomy of sea life

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flyingscotsman:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

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whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

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pokemon-tunes:

brock just pulled a misty

hahaha, get it?! nope? oh okay

cutestalkerchick:

@zachsuxx NO PANTS.

thatfunnyblog:

Lizzie McGuire where are they now.

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.

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